{"id":279,"date":"2011-02-10T00:32:01","date_gmt":"2011-02-10T05:32:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hrbz1.com\/?p=279"},"modified":"2017-01-14T22:17:22","modified_gmt":"2017-01-15T03:17:22","slug":"dusting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hrbz1.com\/?p=279","title":{"rendered":"dusting"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2><span style=\"color: #ffcc00;\">Mom decided that my room was very dusty and that it must be dusted.\u00a0 My theory is that if the dust is laying still on things it is not bothering me so I will leave it alone.\u00a0 She thinks that wiping it around and up into the air for me to breathe in is a much better idea.\u00a0 So she came over and moved all my stuff around and complained that the cars outside were making my fan dirty and blah blah.\u00a0 Thank you for dusting my room, mom.\u00a0 It was very thoughtful of you.\u00a0 (Oh she also Swiffered\u00a0 my floor without the swiffer pad on the stick thing. ) <\/span><\/h2>\n<div id=\"attachment_280\" style=\"width: 233px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-280\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-280\" title=\"IMG_0229\" src=\"https:\/\/hrbz1.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_0229-223x300.jpg\" alt=\"Mom dusting under my bed\" width=\"223\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hrbz1.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_0229-223x300.jpg 223w, https:\/\/hrbz1.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_0229-764x1024.jpg 764w, https:\/\/hrbz1.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_0229.JPG 1935w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 223px) 100vw, 223px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-280\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Mom dusting under my bed<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mom decided that my room was very dusty and that it must be dusted.\u00a0 My theory is that if the dust is laying still on things it is not bothering me so I will leave it alone.\u00a0 She thinks that wiping it around and up into the air for me to breathe in is a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-279","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hrbz1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hrbz1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hrbz1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hrbz1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hrbz1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=279"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/hrbz1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":284,"href":"https:\/\/hrbz1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279\/revisions\/284"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hrbz1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=279"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hrbz1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=279"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hrbz1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=279"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}