{"id":473,"date":"2012-03-20T15:54:34","date_gmt":"2012-03-20T20:54:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hrbz1.com\/?p=473"},"modified":"2017-01-14T22:17:01","modified_gmt":"2017-01-15T03:17:01","slug":"boobie-trap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hrbz1.com\/?p=473","title":{"rendered":"boobie trap"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2><span style=\"color: #ffcc99;\">Justin set a boobie trap and he got ME.\u00a0 I fell hard.\u00a0 Luckily I landed on my head so I didn&#8217;t hurt anything. My face broke my fall.\u00a0 I did skin my knees.\u00a0 It is finally spring and I was wearing a new sundress.\u00a0 Now I have to go around with messed up knees which really detracts from my pretty dresses.<\/span><\/h2>\n<h2><\/h2>\n<h2><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-474\" title=\"IMG_1284\" src=\"https:\/\/hrbz1.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/IMG_1284-300x200.PNG\" alt=\"IMG_1284\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hrbz1.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/IMG_1284-300x200.PNG 300w, https:\/\/hrbz1.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/IMG_1284.PNG 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/h2>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Justin set a boobie trap and he got ME.\u00a0 I fell hard.\u00a0 Luckily I landed on my head so I didn&#8217;t hurt anything. My face broke my fall.\u00a0 I did skin my knees.\u00a0 It is finally spring and I was wearing a new sundress.\u00a0 Now I have to go around with messed up knees which [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-473","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hrbz1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/473","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hrbz1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hrbz1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hrbz1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hrbz1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=473"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/hrbz1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/473\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1090,"href":"https:\/\/hrbz1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/473\/revisions\/1090"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hrbz1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=473"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hrbz1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=473"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hrbz1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=473"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}