{"id":912,"date":"2016-08-15T11:35:54","date_gmt":"2016-08-15T16:35:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hrbz1.com\/?p=912"},"modified":"2017-01-14T22:16:06","modified_gmt":"2017-01-15T03:16:06","slug":"sunday-breatfast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hrbz1.com\/?p=912","title":{"rendered":"Sunday Breatfast"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2><span style=\"color: #33cccc;\">Justin and I were having breakfast at the Beach Diner on Sunday morning. \u00a0As we were fixing our coffee, Justin spilled cream on his lap and gasped. \u00a0I asked what happened. \u00a0He responded &#8220;<span style=\"color: #00ccff;\">I just creamed my pants<\/span>!&#8221;<\/span><\/h2>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/hrbz1.com\/?attachment_id=913\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-913\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-913 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/hrbz1.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/image-e1472701807399-225x300.jpeg\" alt=\"image\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hrbz1.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/image-e1472701807399-225x300.jpeg 225w, https:\/\/hrbz1.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/image-e1472701807399-768x1024.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Justin and I were having breakfast at the Beach Diner on Sunday morning. \u00a0As we were fixing our coffee, Justin spilled cream on his lap and gasped. \u00a0I asked what happened. \u00a0He responded &#8220;I just creamed my pants!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-912","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hrbz1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/912","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hrbz1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hrbz1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hrbz1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hrbz1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=912"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/hrbz1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/912\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":952,"href":"https:\/\/hrbz1.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/912\/revisions\/952"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hrbz1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=912"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hrbz1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=912"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hrbz1.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=912"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}